Scheel wrote:
Beheading... I'm guessing the judges would allow you to proxy the deck. They would likely give a penalty to the opponent that spilled the beverage due to there generally being a floor rule about food and drink not being allowed on the table during sanctioned matches. As far as the replacement of the cards I think the players themselves would have to resolve that issue.
I am so glad I am not a judge. There are so many things that can come up at a Magic tournament. To be able to call them all in a reasonable way is quite a chore - and it's often a thankless one. Kudos to judges.